A punk heart knows no love, only cigarettes and rage.

A yellow poodle has a stick of butter for a head. This situation is confusing to the dog, who has no brain, only butter.

A former Disney starlet loses herself in the passion a young woman can only feel when straddling tonnage of metal.

A giant squid wraps a tuna inside its love. The tuna struggles to escape the rapture of the squid's hypnotic blue gaze.

A tattooed orderly has been called in to extract the femur from someone's thigh. The patient has gone white with pain.

A green alien decapitates the last dinosaur. We finally know what caused the mass extinction.

Blond shouts about his amazing new concept for a holiday: "Sommething?" He even got a banner printed.

The devil makes two pink-tipped coats mine coal in the #1 Coal pit. A crying Hershey-kiss turd plays taps. The coats put coal in a hole.

E.T. tries on a French Maid costume for an unseen lover. His blue eyes sparkle with the anticipation of sexual longing fulfilled.

A happy, fat, orange cat receives red meat right out of the slicer. Its front claws are fully extended, the better to catch the falling meat

A cat wearing sheep's wool while solving for x at the chalkboard.

An exclamation point startles and fires a gun. The exclamation point looks concerned for its unknown victim.