Uncle Sam the Tucan sees a ball the EXACT COLOR of his face!

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Blue-eyed worm knits a pink scarf.

Cat woman with asymmetrical breasts.

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A Mayan temple receives divine wisdom.

Hitchhikers roasting hot dogs over an open fire.

The black sheep sees the disembodied eye of god at the top of the hill!

Justin Bieber rocking a yellow speedo

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A flower vomiting up a party hat.

Rich artist paints literal art about her concerns for non-blondes and people who don't wear pearls.

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