Someone from reddit reads something original.

when you got a stiffy and the teacher asks you to stand in front of the class

A CD rom is half soaked in the blood of it's latest victim.

Two anvils go bungee jumping, but the gnarled, black trees they tied their ropes to snap and they plummet to their deaths.

An American is unsure of why he can't be slim and charming.

EA's customer support.

An incredibly erotic image of a beautiful woman, soaked in the rain as people gaze at her.

Long-suffering salesman is about to get lucky, on the verge of selling 1000 cowbells to a stupid asshole.

Terrified clown astronaut is sucked into the chaos dimension. But scared as he is, the clown does not stop performing.

Bender accidentally replaces his head with a large taco.

A deeply philosophical robot comments on the nature of mortality. He is also shooting red lasers from his eyes, coincidentally.

Nothing you draw can impress me.