A bucket of Sollux's DNA is gross???

HOLY SHIT IT'S A CREE-- BOOM.

Steve is about to crash an airplane into a suicidal ocelot.

Kankri is triggered. Why didn't you put a fucking trigger warning.

A man does not respect your personal space while greeting you.

Sonic + Porn. Gotta go fast.

The girl from the sign on the women's bathroom, decapitated.

Kankri-- Kankri-- I don't even know what the fuck Kankri did.

Roxy needs booze money. How does she get it.

2 bee2 are totally iin love wiith eachother, but one day the giirl bee fiiind2 the other cheatiing wiiith a flower.

A very eloquent looking question mark. What a fancy punctuation mark.

A fat black blob in the rough shape of a human.