countdown to.....what?

rooster chirps. unlikely for a rooster to make such a noise

OH GOD CHAIN CHOMP. THE MOST TERRIFYING PART OF MARIO

Officer cheeto puff here. stop in the name of the law! fweeet!!!

key kids, u wanna buy some mangled chicken legs?

your girlfriend opens her legs, ready for intercourse, and it stares back at you

HOW... can you see into my eyes? like? open doors?

homestuck

pickles are american?

giraffe is scared and sad bc he lost his spots

The witch is actually a princess

elsa finds her lesbian lover from that other disney movie