"The finger-shaped-shit-snake has grown a human face, the pole we shoved through it's head has done nothing, there is blood everywhere. Why?"

Death by Pacman

Green bird dancing in my hair

ALF-chimp glued a finger to his chin

The only way to kill the armed and faced tree is a "SILBER BULLET", aptly labeled as such, said bullet has arrived, the tree is done for

Skull faced, dopey stickman believes skeletons deserve free pizza (they do)

A cardboard box, with near earth falling acceleration on the side, is falling as it opens to reveal fingers pointing in all directions

A chick with no legs in a rainbow bright t-shirt and clementine's hat has nasty ass hair and no legs

This piece of poo between a hot dog bun that i'm holding with my one arm (in my chest) has come to life and is yelling at me. Why, God, why?

Batman is naked except his mask. He has cut off his nipples and is resting a turd on his chest. He decides to beat up everyone

Soldier guy's floating helmet does not protect his head from exploding in a sniper's redicule

red head chick is slightly aroused, asks, "really?"