Osmosis jones' head is confused

The year is 1883, the place is the island of Krakatoa. The event, catastrophic volcanic eruption. They why - that's up to you!(jk its magma)

a guy smokin' up in the wee hours of the night on a curb. The city skyline looms behind him, a row of watchers judging his life choices

A nametag specifically for bad ex's and people in shitty rom-coms.

A classy man walking his dog, the dog is carrying a sundae on its back. Both look quite pleased with the state of things

A popped kernel of corn uses his electric guitar to shoot beams of pure rock at an unpopped kernel of corn, killing him.

Dracula's breakfast

A wizard sneezing lightning. Also his hat is on fire

a jester smiles at a man with a hat made of smoke who tells him thanks

Some star-fighters shooting at each other with the deathstar in the background and "THING" written in the foreground

A man with ears that could generate lift holds out a sign that says 2

The great hammer mjolnir