Doodle or Die

Jon Snomer Simpson

A charming plate of charming fried egg and sausages! One of the sausages appears to be plotting against the other sausage, though

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A scene from your favourite movie with all the actors replaced by penguins.

An Australian Farm

The Loch Ness Monster wears a cunning disguise

Doodle or Die

Goddamn, that's one tasty lookin' burger!

"And so Christ's nipple did enchant the masses, creating a new community based around empathy and love" - John 6:13

A cocky blue duck has mad bubble-blowing skillz

As the sun sets, two peculiar beings watch a portly man pass away, who uses his last breath to say "Why me? Yum!".

Doodle or Die

Tyrion, drunk off his little arse, plays dance dance revolution with a Psyduck.

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Glory to Arstotzka

Elderly gentleman found dead, flat as a pancake!

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