Nobody can figure out who the baby daddy is.

"I got the stuff. You got the money?" "Hand over the stuff first." *HANDS OVER STUFF* "...This isn't what the boss requested. This is poop."

A Subway employee watches a customer eating a sandwich he so artfully crafted, knowing that she is unaware of his "secret ingredient".

A dragon diplomat tries to negotiate his way into the United Nations.

Someone is trying to make a fortune by scalping tickets, but they got it all wrong.

The Monopoly Man gettins ham up in here.

A snail exacts sweet, sweet revenge on the canine that killed his family.

It's hard to calm down when you're a crackhead.

Perhaps M. Night Shyamalan's worst original movie. No, wait. The Happening was way worse.

Evil Billy is stealing that Parker kid's only eyeball. And he's loving it.

Those two cheeky robots from Portal 2.

After navigating the tiny canyon for weeks in total darkness, you emerge to find the world ablaze due to nuclear holocaust, and a tomato.