Smug fecal matter plays the tuba

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Something's wrong with these genitals

Vilma from Scooby-Doo feeling smug because she farted but no one noticed it was her.

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Sperm cell dressed fancy as fuck and getting nervous about going out to party

Soldier calls for medical help but wait! He's actually not injured. Cheeky bastard.

Snake eats itself. Snake enjoys it.

Doodle or Die

Slenderman wants your soul and your perfect teeth.

IRL Nyan cat died!!!!!!!!!!!

Muffin and fries from Mcdonald's giving the finger to each other.

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