I am not fapping. I cannot. I am simply nonexistent, writing within another dimension. The sky is darkened, stars fall. It begins...

nope.avi. Ssspy is sssapin my ssssentry.

Shit. Literally, shit. You cant even draw good. Shame on you. SHAME ON YOU. (shame is bigger if you are a nigger, giggity)

"TEN SIMPLE RULES" he said. "GUIDING PEOPLE INTO HEAVEN" he said. Moses always fucked something up. This time it was BIG TIME.

Dallas STARS. Man, I mean DALLAS STARS man. Wat is wut. Never actually thought that i could read such things. Manly salts abroad, then.

He is sad. That blue bloop covered his boody, dripping his blood. He never thought of death - red and blue stains appear. No, not now....

Duck with fuck invented in a suck sun fuck. Buck those apples of astronomocal suns. Never thought - got 3 of them. Black shield. red spleen.

Someone licks my metal thingy. Its cold, mourn even. Never thought that he or she would do that - never actually been licked. So deprived.

Coated "LOL". Smokes a cigar. Brown smoke, sigh of apathy. Boots driven mad - short but tempered. Never actually saw one, but books says.

KKK RIDER OFF ON A DINOSAUR. The gunz blazin', dinos is chargin', my scrotum is itching. Fuck that shit.

GLISDOGON, NO! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW the secrets of the mountains beneath the stairless bottom earth. Sasparillas are strong, but they are...

A couple of dots, and silly black jew KKK member. His also a exiled frog from moss kingdom. Never understood kids there days.

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