A man in a hat cries.

A cowboy says "Fuck this" to three green, eyeless ghosts who want hugs.

A man does not wish to read the book "A Clock" By Time.

Brad Pitt's movie career

A robot questions irony.

A dragon plays his favorite game, "Ass Effect"

A man announces that Shark Tits has arrived

Gabe newell tells you to buy hats while being called to by his younger sister who is a banana.

Two things that rustle your jimmies

Coobie turns into meguca and announces it to the world.

A squid with a body is shooting pink lasers out of a lighter

The worst book to ever exist.