The previous doodler describes himself.

Two absurdly well drawn carrots named Jeff and John. Jeff is very thin.

A huge carnivorous hamster sticking it's head in to investigate a hamster ball.

Spiderman intruding on Batman and Superman's date. There is an awkward silence as they wait for their meals. (Nicely drawn!)

Excuse me? I think you meant kawaii DESU.

King Neptune you're drunk.

Two cops arrest a little old lady for selling cookies. Fishcop will not tolerate her protests, and mustachecop handcuffs her immediately.

Mickey Mouse is saddened by the fact that his pants are several sizes too large.

A businessman is late for work, so he takes a shortcut through the endless white void!

Rainbow Dash wonders if she would eat something as awesome as a purple snake. Fluttershy unhesitatingly says she would eat it.

The decapitated head of an unhappy bald guy with bad teeth. He says bad words and looks in two directions at once. Very well drawn.

A Canadian tree comments on the weather.