Large-breasted woman without a concept of the English language, probably an illegal immigrant let into the country by the Obama crowd

bird with something awful in its back

Big government puts unconstitutional restrictions on tobacky

Doodle or Die

Sir Blockhead, Esq. silently reflects upon his success in this great capitalist nation and all the liberal tears he drank along the way.

The traffic in Commiefornia is almost as jammed as the heads of their Congressmen

Lovecraftian horror attempts to eat Rosie O'Donnell

Liberal tears, probably being cried due to said liberal's ignorance of the US Constitution

A stupid asshole who gets on doodle or die then refuses to draw

DayZ Barn with haystacks outside and a creek

original character do not steal

Bruce Willis stars in Party Shooter

White bitch oscillating at a valet

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