Doodle or Die

Vampire is informed by a dentist that he got a cavity from drinking blood. It must have had a lot of blood sugar in it *rimshot*

A malted milk ball warns Mark that if he eats corn, he'll have kernels in his poop. Mark tells it to shut up.

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Pikachu on a skateboard. The only way this could be more 90s is if they were playing "Smells Like Teen Spirit" in the background.

A demonic clown summons a tiny airplane from the void

A face made out of weed nuggets saying "nice vibe" is the controversial new album cover for "Straight Outta Compton".

Two phones talking to each other on cell phones. Phoneception.

3spooky5me with deformed sugar skull saying hi to me

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The vortex of life. Seriously, why did this person have to draw an asshole shitting?

Literally a drawing of poop :/

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People at a casino playing craps.

Ms. Pacman sits on a couch and watches TV.

Albino pikachu.

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