I have found the world's most perfectly formed piece of marble. This will be going in my collection.

A guy with no wealth is sad and has a big mouth.

Day 13, My skin has become green and leathery. My eyelids and body has become blue. My lips are red and swollen. This does not feel good.

ORIGINAL THE CHARACTER: DO NOT STEAL has a multicultural squad on his head, they are telling him to kill NIPPLES THE ECHIDNA

A blonde chick with an extremely long face and a fake tan says predictable things. Why don't you draw a Telecaster or Jazzmaster?

It is 1969, you are in a decrepid dance hall. Inside is a detroit band, they introduce themselves with, "KICK OUT THE JAMS MOTHERFUCKER!"

This is Jack's desire to please. Right now he is at a barabcue trying to serve a redneck. Right now jack's sanity is taking a nosedive.

The Nephilim have returned to man as it's proper rulers. The only way to stop them is to... LIGHT UP THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

The screams ran through the air and affected my very mortal core. Each note, each vibration was an assault on my being, I wept for it was...

Average day on /d/

A green alien elephant (not a penis) is being punched by the monkey lord saying "Robo Punch!!".

LIGHT UP THE NIGHT! THERE IS A CITY THIS DARKNESS CAN'T HIDE!