Papa smurf buys a gameboy and decides to marry it and spend the rest of his life as a tranny

Justin Bieber attatches a parsnip to his flower and shoots a loyal fan.

The sun is sad because he was drawn with small arms. :(

A young viking stands on the top of a office building and professes his deepest secrets.

Batman looks pissed

BATMAN

AN ANGRY BLUE PORKUPINE

A peanut takes a shit

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A elderly man takes his pet scorpian for a walk and has a creepy grin on his face

A blonde obese women is pregant with a mutant child

A creepy duck proclaims his love for his father regardless of the fact he is a drug dealer...

A piece of popcorn having a drink at a bar with a depressed pickle, who is likely a alcoholic

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