where is my tie when i need it to strap my severed torso back together?!

an extravagantly rendered portrait of one man's bold interpretation of life's true purpose

kermit's final moments

A pair of proper mustachioed gentlemen, one of whom resembles an elephant, have an intense staring contest over red wine

what a grand summer day this would be if only i was not plagued by voldemort's giant disembodied eyeballs

pikachu and charmander in: epic slapfight showdown

jake from AT.. with the dead, dead eyes of a man who's been to war...

the mime and his target demographic: a lone dead octopus.

New Chain

The ugliest cat and the prettiest horse are BFFs

S&M fortress

sperm tries to avoid his destiny by disguising himself as a microscopic narwhal.

Todd wants you to worship him

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