Titty-eyes McGee

The bodyguard of the Pig King has slayed the assassin. However, he has been overcome with bloodlust and has now sliced his king open

What what

Oh no indeed!

A burger with some ketchup and... mustard? And... and no cheese? WHAT IS THIS HERESY?!

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A film critic gives a good example of a movie where special effects are used to cover up a terrible and insensible plot.

Two siamese twins joined by their hands merrily skip on a green meadow, proclaiming their eternal friendship out loud.

"Oh would you look at that! It's already suicide o'clock!"