Kankri, go home you're drunk.

John's ass is sore.

Dave has found a break dancing alien!

Hussie agrees to make all ships canon this year. Oh my!

Blue is asking you if you want to clue with him.

ZELDA STAHP. ZELDA UR 3 FAHST.

Pale albino man is eating kelp.

Sherlock needs help from Homestuck.

BITCH and THX are in love.

Rude butterfly wants you.

The cube did not want this. Alas, it is too late. His hair is now forever blond.

UR A WIZURD HARRY. An orange wizard with a raven instead of an owl.