Toddler discovers that he wasn't born with a heart

There was an explosion at the bowling ball factory

My mom just told me she has a penis

A red car is about to hit an orange man named Bob while he eats frozen yogurt

School children on a tour of a marinara sauce factory... with guy fiery as the tour guide

Sometimes, when no one is home, I fill the tub with marinara sauce and pretend that I'm a meatball...

My brain is full of shit

Pea-loaf...

A person thinks he's a dog, and someone is about to stab him

Tomato talks about how he, along with a group of various fruits/vegetables, raped Apple's wife...

you've got mail.

Retarded wrestler is scared of the wrestler to his left...