A slightly angry looking rubber chicken, making its first voyage into space.

And thus came the end of the Nirvana which had been forged in His name, and teen spirit. RIP Kurt Cobain

A wax sealed envelope, clearly once pertaining to an important purpose, now attached to leftover pizza, condemned to life with tiny balloons

A halogen fueled atrocity, morphing from the unassuming form of an outdated bulb into something hideous, something indescribable, sometAARGH

Another desperate case in this terrible plague. Cause pinpointed as exposure to so-called "World Wide Web". Our expert, Mick Bage, reports:

hillbilly

A man in a toga with hair made of jigsaw pieces

Pink floating letters

A samurai sausage

A fish with hairy legs

Dog in a bowler hat, sticking its tongue out.

The word "WHAT?".