a red tulip is all alone. forever alone

A guy with blue hair, covering his eyes, with a giant nose (maybe he's Jewish?), with pursed lips

Tom Brady crying over losing the super bowl

You get to touch a red douche

A naked poptart

Baby hillary clinton wants her cupcakes. Bad.

Car is sliding down candycane mountain

Down with Dildos! Up with Penises!

Angry dolphin is wooing his lady

Half a man glued to a table is singing

Riddle me this

1 + 1 = Pedodonkeyneedsthedentist