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The tiny lobsters are living in my hair.

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I can't wait to be an old man. "GET OFF MY LAWN OR I'LL CUT YOUR FEET OFF."

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THESE GREEN EGGS AND HAM ARE BLUE!

a man's intestines are full of gray goo. Also, there are pubic hairs.

mailman butt tire + v+ing

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So, what I look like tiny lobsters!

Doodle or Die

Cookies in the oven praise the all powerful black hole.

a very fat shirtless man asks this kid something. the kid looks scared and wears a sideways hat and a shirt that says "is dis guy srs"

Beautiful picture of a silhouette of two men in a boat. One has a gun; the other, a fishing pole. The sea is orange, mountains brown.

you is upside down

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