Santa? Is that you? Where is my bike??????

crying soap at the bottom of the sea

red lizard pondering about life... about to be eaten by a tapeworm on his back

spiderman taking a shower.... in liquid kryptonite

kirby puffin away at his bigass bong

sandy the squirrel cheesin hard

Jimmy giving Timmy a dollar that he owed him from when they went to the strip club

green man eating green leg while sentient raisins try to fight him

naively patriotic person saying AMERICA WOOO

nerd asking me if I want a hug... but I don't because fuck you

cute kitty will kill you in your sleep...

godzilla zygote