Goat simulator as made by Valve.

Draw your impression of Doodle or die up till now.

A metal gear is pointing his chainsaw tail at you, quickly! finish the song lyrics before he kills us! BORN into a ____

Draw your vision of the perfect game.

In a stunning twist ww3 gets decided by sentient pickles planes 'vice de novo' they call, as they carpet bomb the enemy. CoD got weird.

Your older sister, dressed provocatively, inquires about your gaming activities. Her attire and pose suggest an ulterior, sexual, motive.

A hobbit attempts to buy 'game' at gamestop, the clerk is confused by his appearance. Note that the ps3 games have been sold out.

The Stig hangs himself after he got fat and painted a radioactivity sign on his belly

Cobra commander exacts his petty revenge on mountain dew, the details are vague but it involves blowing up a pipeline of the green liquid.

A knight sure is impressed with the long snakelike ghosts on the side of the road. 'wow' he says. Possibly sarcastic.

Mister John Dough was about to write in his as of now blank calendar when he suddenly noticed the fourth wall, he looks confused

a piglet is covered in mud, it's front legs are missing or obscured, it does not seem happy