Dante receives a fateful message.

A pretentious hipster.

Banjo holds up the final jiggy while angrily saying, "Sug"

A man wearing four coats.

It's mario's turn to be pope.

A bleeding spiderweb spells out a message of doom.

A broken heart.

Robot monster realizes that he has no hair...his only robo-regret.

It's your first birthday, Agent. Your first mission: to blow out that candle. This cake will self-destruct in five seconds.

Crab's claw broke in half. Poor Crab.

A trip to gamestop goes as expected.

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the grumpy bed today. Could it be a widdle case of the mondays?