a pizza is flattered by a valentines day card

a broken arrow

a man reflects on a chance encounter. "he was unlike anyone i'd seen around here.. yeah, he had a helmet on but i knew he was staring at me"

looks like someone got an extra hour in the ballpit

draw your cat and include: facts abt him (age, name, etc), how much you love him. if you have a dog burn in hell

slenderman tries to navigate a poorly draw grocery store. he just wants some fava beans, goddammit

po the teletubbie, possessed by a dark and unspeakable evil. a dark and unspeakable evil with manners!

a sad cancerous child declares that cancer isn't nice

a sick man sticks his tongue out and says, "hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr" get that guy to a hospital

a girl pretending to be a pony lets one rip. whoops!

a rubber duck falls out of an overturned cauldron

a green eye wonders why its tear ducts have been torn to shreds