The Amish hate can openers!

Fat wizard with a chunky nose is glad his party is doing the fighting for him.

Nyan-pig

An alien shaped like the number 2 has trapped a black fox inside a purple forcefield.

The Romanians have had it. They are going to war!

He's never gonna run around and desert you because he doesn't have legs.

A dick up truck with a giant condom curtain instead of a driver's door.

A schizophrenic hen is convinced that her egg has been replaced by an alien egg.

A purple lizard trying to penetrate a stuffed cat with huge bolts for eyes.

Do not fret, my prince! I shall scrape this gum off your crown with my trusty kitchen knife!

It's better to be a plebe then to be jelly.

Hitler is alive and owns a coffee joint.