Angry man with only a head and arms is very selfish and wants the one and a half oranges to himself

bacon under a microscope

New Chain

Miss Piggy buying a lobster to cook for Christmas dinner.

Angry woman with pony tail smashes a daisy.

A little girl with an eye patch being electrocuted. There is a flying cow's udder next to her.

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Abraham Lincoln as a football player/astronaut.

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Baby beluga in the deep blue sea...

The speed of love is comparable to the amount of time it takes a paper heart to grow whiskers.

can of mushroom drugs

a fishing pole gave a man 100 dollars

The Quaker Oats man's brain is jumping out of his skull.

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