A forbidden love

An angel is left with the crappy job of watching over the deceased tomatoes

Ugh it's always the way. You buy paint that you're sure matches the colour already on the wall, but when you use it it's totally different!

Woman not amused at jerk's tshirt slogan

Thor, but with one of those super smash bros hammers that go doo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo-doo-doo-doodoo

Ghost or seal reaches out for the shiny thing

Its a hammer. Not the regular tool sort, but the kind you use as a weapon. Though I guess the tool could be used as such. Also a caterpillar

An eye that fucks mothers is being attacked.

John crying like the pussy he is.

That boardgame called mouse-trap

Kermit jump-kicks a dementor

Hey! Listen! Watch out for the shadows of monsters that hang from the ceiling.