Doodle or Die

jerk cookies guarding a cookie jar while jew cookies escape

a very disturbed toaster

a pimped out mushroom counting his questionably earned money

A man getting sucked into a black hole.

"Y'KNOW WHAT? I THINK I MIGHT BE STRANDED!"

Another orange juice carton has been murdered...

a man in a black suit riding upon the back of a green chinese dragon that is breathing fire

a very square, squished, and confused head

Doodle or Die

an ad to "GET Super!" "ONLY 79.99!" "It's so frickin' worth it guys" with superman in the background

sad man with green hair "NO WAY!"

poop emoji with lipstick and hair

a water hose.

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