Anti-McDonalds rastafarian being sniped by a Navy Seal on a flying carrot.

Two options: a) recycle, b) get shanked.

Kim Jong-Il departs Earth's atmosphere.

Edvard Munch's "The Scream" is horrified at a broken windshield.

Gupple emerges from the starry night sky. His eyes burn with the fire of a thousand tortured souls. HE COMES FOR YOU.

The rain ends and the clouds part, just as evening falls. The tree house looks out over the pond. Water has pooled on the lily pads.

A white arm searches for treasure in a dumpster. A banana peel lurks in the depths, waiting.

Kenneth from 30 Rock presents a flower to menstruation.

A man is so terrified by a flying feather duster that he pees himself.

A recently discovered Jackson Pollock work: "Purple Balls"

A number of anthropomorphic high-rises hang out on a dark cloudy night.

This robot is hungry. He needs a hot dog, a sunny side up egg, and a moldy piece of Wonder Bread.