A giant green woman in a pink bikini is all out of cash, but a small person declines.

A tiny matchstick slays an elderly Christmas tree & steals its necklace, declaring "There can only be 1!"

Larry the Cucumber encourages Bob the Tomato to sing about Jesus.

I'm just a simple man. Balding, with one very memorable eyebrow.

The disintegrating Sun, holding a smoldering spoon, comes crashing into Earth's Northern hemisphere.

A suicidal honeybee

A green sweater that is romantically attracted to other green sweaters.

Two autumn leaves high five as they fall through the sky

Person with a brown smile judges you from inside their house of twisted metal

Oscar the Grouch wants attention.

Doodle or Die

Fabulously dressed: yellow scarf, spotted top, green puff sleeves, steampunk hat, glasses, purple gloves, red sausage nose, and 1 robot arm.

Fish out of water cries for help

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