OP's coat-of-arms

God bless this straight earth

A sandwich... OF PAIN!!

Sausage fest

Oh no! Cancer!

OP's favorite daytime activity

Fat guy yelling and crying surrounded by balls

The moon

Vikings pillaging a Christmas play made by third graders

A green sausage. Someone seem to have tossed it there.

gay (=happy!) sunflower

A letterbox from the past is killing a guy