innocent little kid going on the internet right after his older brother, and expecting not to find porn

female albino darth vader who has very large squiggly orange things coming out of her yellow helmet, and there is a very large orange wall.

weird cat lady with 6 arms and sperm on her shirt

Dracula can which has no blood in it. the can is very thirsty.

purple wweh

MICKEY MOUSE DRIVING BOTH A RED AND A BLUE CAR, WHICH ARE BOTH CRASHING INTO EACH OTHER, AND THE RED CAR MAN DUDE IS SAYING SORRY.

Orange and yellow bob with two dots above the "o"

obviously robots know the meaning of life, and the meaning of life is 42

the game.

GANDALF VS. DUMBLEDORE!!!!!! AHHH EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!! look it up its amazing.

people destroying computers simultaneously while they are on opposite sides of the world

you either guess the password correctly or you die by getting your spine ripped out through your mouth.