the goose practiced his speech in the mirror

voilent opposition

the hottest flames are blue.

This egg will never hatch.

A bear in a bear suit?

The latest cellular application is one in which the user is able to scroll through endless pictures of lady tits

Steve Job's epitaph described his death, which was axe murder, but neglected to mention that his name is spelled "Steve", not "steave".

Cried blood