An eyeball surfing.

A man sits alone in a cave, crying all day, his only companion being a plate of pasta somebody vomited on.

A man who doesn't know what windows are pees on the side of a building while wondering about those strange glass rectangles.

The sun pokes a man's butt with a baguette. The man is not pleased.

A magnet with "Pikachu!" written on it.

A man in a yellow gasmask holding a flyswatter trying to get some flies.

A man with long wiggly arms want to do unspeakable things with his big nose.

An old man hates math so much it literally hurts him. It burns like fire.

Someone has killed this man's pig. He falls to his knees and screams in anguish against its corpse.

A knife with the triforce engraved in the blade.

A brown snowman shooting a rainbow out of his hand.

Pew Pew X3