a love letter to simmon

denzel washington dreams of being in a polygamist relationship in the countryside

the planet saturn eating a really messy hamburger

a malproportioned cat being shot out of a slingshot

cartoon chicken is angry

the girl from hyperbole and a half is lonely

bubies

a desert that hates ky

a sad little boy drowning in a pool of pale pink custard

a duck who hates rain

duke nukem in america

grammar jerk octopus