an antarctic porcupine dislikes blondes

the clouds of heaven are sticky with the blood of the damned

an asian man is devastated when he realizes his son was fathered by a tall handsome swede

twenty ant kings and countless individual ants

a dancing horse does the splits

a hypocritical slug eats a tiny dead cat

a silver fork wearing a blue hat fights crime

an albino man disparages karate

every failure casts a shadow

free bananas from a creepy old man frighten a small man or boy

bro love (not gay) but wearing matching turquoise sweatpants

i want to pour diet coke on your tits and then lick it off