the worst type of homestuck fan.

they wish to make you a member of the Midnight Crew

a lego island

satan has a pet croc (the shoe)

do the windy think

thats a chikorita, dumb ass

i am sugoi bby

john trades places with bbc sherlock, standing on a roof while speaking to dave on a cell phone and saying goodbye

tavros has a 10 pc chicken nugget

a lady with some honey bees

kurloz makara

I HAVE THREE CATERPIES BATTLE ME NOW