"Let's get creative, mutherfucker!" said the elderly text book.

A blue taco

Time to get out the wooden stakes and crosses!

Free rider

Whatever this is supposed to be, it made me very sick.

CHOCOLAAAAATEEEEEE!!!!

This artists clearly doesn't like breasts.

*deep male narrator voice* IN A LAND, FAR FAR AWAY... THERE LIVES A MONK. A MONK OF JUSTICE, FIGHTING ENEMIES ON ROOFTOPS WITH HIS SHOTGUN.

"babababababy!" said the flamboyant singer

Doodle or Die

A pink haired girl is crying blood

codeword for bulbasaur?

an irish cactus teasing a seal with a wig

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