A red hair drier pointed upwards.

Little Susie thought to herself "Man, Japanese girls are fuckin' weird."

Mexican Tortilla Soup

"Hurry! Throw the can of soup into the portal! It will finally close and the madness will stop!"

A dying squid trying to savor his last moment and eat some mixed together ketchup and mustard.

Wreck-it Ralph says "Darn it Felix" because Fix-it Felix thinks he is helping to fix the TV, but he is really just making it worse.

"For the last time, Susie! Stop making Dog Dropping themed cupcakes for the company bake sale!"

Release the hounds!!

Random pink scribbles. If I had to guess, it says "2 Pork" Another scribble looks like a deflating pink balloon.

The Moon from Majora's Mask could have been blown up with the Death Star the whole time! Why are you wasting 3 days?

Spongebob Squarepants got casted as the role of the cross in Bikini Bottom's play of "Passion of the Christ" He also smells a little bit.

As a joke, the chicken waiter served the frog "human legs" as a sick backwards joke. The Frog plotted to murder the chicken.