The red man espouses his NASA/thunderstorm/spacebattle conspiricy theory. DON'T BELIEVE BIG SCIENCE

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A got a bunny!

In the tallest elevator car in the world, John Mclane accidently shot himeself in the head. Needless to say, it made him empty his bladder.

A tsunami hates you. Specifically.

Cat.... INTO HELl

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Mohammed vs Krsna:The Ultimate Cage Match. This Sunday, only at the dome. Tickets 15$, 10$ for children and seniors

What he lacks in grammar, the face-stealer makes up for in talent.

The sony walkman bemoans its current disuse.

THIS DUDE! HOLY CRAP GUYS, THIS DUDE. He's got like, only one blonde hair , clown make up, and get this: HE LOOKS AFTER A CACTUS.

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