Literal cancer in its worst form. I'm sorry sir, but your wife has breast cancer.

The official cigarette flag

Green haired thing with a same colored mustache and a nosebleed

That's a giraffe neck. Though it isn't complete it is very much aesthetic.

A master execution of this hilarious pun. Very obviously inspired by famous "Death Metal" bands !

Clearly an anon fapping to ass nipple porn in his cave. He seems to be a connoiseur of said pornographic material since he appears to smile.

The end of the green Tee is stuck between the cheeks of a naked person's ass who has a very long spine. On the Right you can see a golfclub.