computer says no

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Giant NO

The scariest thing just appeared in front of your face.

Winged man with a goatee and 3d glasses is sad when his doctor explains to him that they had to replace his legs with a pogo stick.

A red shirt laughs at a puppy, blissfully unaware of his own inevitable demise.

Musketeer-man on horseback doesn't really feel like fighting this crazy grinning windmill monster... maybe he'll just go home.

This cat is okay with this white rat.

A pink word that is unreadable because the first few letters blend in with this nice red mixed drink, complete with mini-parasol

Grandma was a bit drunk when she put together little Timmy's Christmas gift.

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