I CHOOSE YOU, MENTALLY UNSTABLE DOG!

A starry night. Only a lambda sign is flying in front of the moon on a broom.

FALCON KICK

Someone farts at his computer screen after having shat on the keyboard

Ponies!

LE REDDIT XDDDDDDDDDDD LELELELELELELE

Did you say... chocolate? Chocolate? CHOCOLATE? CHOOCCCOOLAATEE! (That one fish from spongebob yelling CHOCOLATE!)

Shit in a cup says MAN!

"Love is a beautiful thing", Jimmy assured himself. But he knew, deep inside, that it actually hurts and it's tearing him apart

I AM VERY PLEASED WITH THIS BOOGER BECAUSE IT IS KIND OF YELLOW-ISH AS WELL AS GREEN

A man is burning as he looks at a cross in the distance as the sun is rising. It appears that the shadow burns as well. He is not pleased :(

"OH GOD YES", Jimmy shouted as he drank the magical orange syrup that an invisible being poured into his mouth at night.