Creepy stalker sings his latest victim's telephone number.

Even after getting clobbered in the face with a rock, the gray man insists he doesn't feel anything.

After devouring the chef's arm, the evil cookie went on to cannibalize the rest of the batch.

Darth Vader confuses a light saber for a beautiful rose bud.

A ninja appears out of a palm tree to attack kermit the frog! What is going on?!?

The limbo kid is screwed... If the spider doesn't get him, the fall off the cliff will finish the job...

I agree, tube lava is pretty amazing, but don't just stand right under it with that stupid look on your face...

A squirrel is looking for nuts in the wrong place.

Octopus-man practices his telekinesis while the cat is stuck in the water filter.

A green anime puppy thing points at the sky, as the sun is devoured by a black hole...

That's not double-oh-seven, that's kermit the frog! *gasp*

A man named "Then" winks at you, but you still can't help but stare at his disgustingly misshapen, swollen arm.