Doodle or Die

A cute happy little black candy on the bridge to candy land.

A blond man says "poop on me" to a crying girl. The girl has an arrow pointing to her saying "me".

Sad dinosaur wishes black men would stop running from him.

Doodle or Die

"You are not welcome here" says Captain Crumpet, to a sad Asian dentist who only wants to fix his teeth. If only the barrier were gone....

A man thrusting a confederate flag into a hill. He is wearing peasant garb with a belt, and is squeezing a slice of grapefruit into his eye

Baby with swirly eyes says "Yes."

A hamburger with a delicious bacon tongue that is licking its lips.

No fish! Absolutely NO fish.

Creepy Salad Fingers looking guy smiling all weirdly at you.

A blimp with robot claws reaching for a bird.

Uhhh...I think it is a toaster shooting a red light beam at a piece of toast on a stick.

Awkwardly drawn lips with a green square between them. Another green square smiles approvingly from the table.

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