FUCK YOU, PLUTO SYMPATHIZERS! EVEN A FUCKING ONION IS MORE OF A PLANET THAN PLUTO.

ELIZA THORNBERRY REMOVES ALL HER CLOTHING AND ALSO SUFFERS FROM ELEPHANTIASIS OF THE HANDS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HIPPO? YOU CANNOT BE A DOCTOR, YOU ARE A HIPPO. TAKE OFF THOSE SCRUBS AND GET BACK IN THE RIVER.

FUCK YOU PIE. YOU'RE THE SHITTIEST DESSERT EVER. YOU COULDN'T HANDLE CAKE'S JOCK STRAP. I HOPE YOUR KIDS GET CANCER. SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU PIE.

A MEXICAN HOMOSEXUAL TELLING THE RUSSIAN MOON-MAN THAT HE LOVES HIM AND WANTS TO STICK IT IN HIS BUTT

The Blue Angels are so fucking boring that a waiter once killed himself just to get out of having to watch them. TRUE STORY

STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM TRIES TO APOLOGIZE FOR HIS ABUSIVE PAST, BUT ALL THE LITTLE GIRL CAN THINK ABOUT IS YEARS OF RAPE AND SADNESS

SONIC HAS NEVER GIVEN ME AN ERECTION BEFORE. I STRESS THE WORD "BEFORE", BECAUSE THIS PICTURE OF SONIC IS CURRENTLY GIVING ME AN ERECTION

Yes sir, this IS legitimate money that I didn't just make up. Now please exchange it for me. It's worth one billion dollars, honest!

A DOUCHEBAG REFUSED TO DRAW THE PROMPT. THANKS FOR BREAKING THE CHAIN, DOUCHEBAG!

PONIES DID 9/11

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